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Permalink Reply by sk8eycat on January 25, 2011 at 1:00am

Hmmmm....  I don't think the paper is very absorbent.  Might have to change your underwear.

 

How about lining the bottoms of birdcages with it? 

 

Or do what Spider Robinson did when he was living on an old farm in Nova Scotia, and reviewing books for a semi-living. Publishers were sending review copies to him by the bushel, and he used most of them to insulate the walls of the house, and the rest made good kindling for his wood-burning stove.

 

Line a root cellar?

Permalink Reply by C on February 1, 2011 at 11:14am

Lmao! Except for times of dire need, insulation and  kindling might be better uses.  :)

Permalink Reply by Marc Draco on January 21, 2011 at 2:29pm

Has anyone thought of pulping used Bibles (or Korans, come to that) and selling them as branded toilet tissue so you really can wipe your hind quarters with the holy texts?

 

Even if we haven't, it sounds like a good meme to start winding up the right-wing press... anyone feelin' like writing a press release to this effect? I'm certain The Onion would run it!

Permalink Reply by Napoleon Bonaparte on January 23, 2011 at 5:39pm

 

 

 

 

'...don't use it for rolling paper because the print is toxic'

Permalink Reply by Marc Draco on January 23, 2011 at 5:41pm

more toxic than the words?

 

LOL...

 

Mind you, given the shit in a ciggy, I can't see the difference a few extra carcinogens would do... bit like weeing into the swimming pool. (Which I didn't do.)

Permalink Reply by Joseph P on January 24, 2011 at 9:13pm

So, who was that, then?

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