Best books by theists

My vote goes to the classic BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN by MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON. 

 

Just look at these glowing reviews on Amazon!

 

Her eloquent prose, impeccable diction, and ability to effectively maintain use of capslock and other unconventional typography for the entire 648 page masterpiece without blinding herself... nearly convinced me that she truly had been visited by the HOLYSPIRIT and that I should immediately convert to Christianity, get married, and make priesthood children. 

 

And I didn't even have to read beyond the cover!  But if you would like to, it's available on Google books: http://books.google.com/books?id=f60iWz3JBMIC&printsec=frontcov...

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Permalink Reply by Dean Dazzle on December 16, 2011 at 5:30pm

If that's the word of god then he needs to stick to Hebrew.

Permalink Reply by Joseph P on December 16, 2011 at 5:45pm

MSRP is $150?  What the hell?

Permalink Reply by Dean Dazzle on December 16, 2011 at 5:54pm

Holy shhh.. I didn't even notice the price! That the word of God sure is expensive.

This book has three references in the back. I'll give you the first two: "The Father" and "The Son." Guess the third.

Permalink Reply by Joseph P on December 16, 2011 at 5:58pm

Stephen King?  Christ, he'll write a quote for anything, nowadays.

Permalink Reply by Paula T. on December 16, 2011 at 10:13pm

Ah, but the eBook is a steal at $3.03!!

I'm thankful that I was unable to find a matching title or ISBN number in WorldCat...meaning there is a possibility that no libraries have this gem in their collection!  lol

Permalink Reply by David W on December 16, 2011 at 6:17pm

Does anyone here say the word "HOLYSPIRIT" super fast when you read it? 

Permalink Reply by Kacie Tsao on December 18, 2011 at 2:48pm

I do.  I also feel like Ms. Eliyzabeth is shouting the contents of her entire book.

Permalink Reply by ChrisC on March 30, 2012 at 8:21am

It would take 10 monkeys on 10 typewriters about 10 minutes to come up with such genius as those books. Some of these preachy people get so worked up that they end up looking like parodies of themselves.

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on March 30, 2012 at 8:34am

Wow ... just, stinking wow.  The utter flatulence of some self-involved, bovine-brained bible-blabbers simply goes beyond any reckoning.  The Caps Lock business in the description is bad enough; I shudder to think how the book itself is typeset.

Pope Paul VI's Humanae Vitae was bad enough 40 years ago. Now we have to endure Rick Santorum's bullshit and literary reverse peristalsis like THIS???

Pepto, where's the damned Pepto...?

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