Galactus is coming

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Permalink Reply by Klaus Motan on December 3, 2009 at 11:25am

We don´t have to fear some galactic guy with a fancy helmet, `cause we will destroy our planet much faster than he can feed on...or maybe we created today´s environmental problems only as a giant scheme of distraction for Galactus - or would you like to eat a pizza, which is rotten and smells foul ?

Permalink Reply by Leo Horovitz on December 3, 2009 at 6:31pm

That makes sense! Could this mean that the climate change deniers are not as stupid as they seem? It might be the case that they are simply trying to save our planet by making sure it's too foul to attract the taste of mighty Galactus. Furthermore, does this mean that Al Gore is Galactus' latest herald, trying to purify the planet enough that his master can feed upon it? This looks like a story for FOX news! Just throw Obama into the conspiracy and we'll be able to sell it to them, or failing that, at least the tea baggers will be interested.

Permalink Reply by Louis on December 7, 2009 at 2:07pm

Worship Galactus.

When he comes you won't be saved, but you'll get to die first.

Permalink Reply by Klaus Motan on December 8, 2009 at 6:17am

...best thing is, we wouldn´t even have to defend on our own, as all the other intergalactic super-villains would come to our defense, to avoid being deprived of the prime target of their ruthless plans...

Permalink Reply by Ariel on January 15, 2010 at 10:16pm

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will protect me from Galactus. RAmen!