God, A Poem
This became an instant favorite of mine from the first time I read it.
God, A Poem by James Fenton
A nasty surprise in a sandwich,
A drawing-pin caught in your sock,
The limpest of shakes from a hand which
You'd thought would be firm as a rock,
A serious mistake in a nightie,
A grave disappointment all round
Is all that you'll get from th'Almighty,
Is all that you'll get underground.
Oh he said: 'If you lay off the crumpet
I'll see you alright in the end.
Just hang on until the last trumpet.
Have faith in me, chum-I'm your friend.'
But if you remind him, he'll tell you:
'I'm sorry, I must have been pissed-
Though your name rings a sort of a bell. You
Should have guessed that I do not exist.
'I didn't exist at Creation,
I didn't exist at the Flood,
And I won't be around for Salvation
To sort out the sheep from the cud-
'Or whatever the phrase is. The fact is
In soteriological terms
I'm a crude existential malpractice
And you are a diet of worms.
'You're a nasty surprise in a sandwich.
You're a drawing-pin caught in my sock.
You're the limpest of shakes from a hand which
I'd have thought would be firm as a rock,
'You're a serious mistake in a nightie,
You're a grave disappointment all round-
That's all you are, ' says th'Almighty,
'And that's all that you'll be underground.'
1983
James Fenton
For an excellent reading, I suggest 'SpokenVerse' on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE8h-j6upeY
The Rev
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Permalink Reply by Rev. Mathew G. Thompson on -
My opening line is a bit redundant, isn't it?
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Permalink Reply by Dallas the Phallus on -
Nice Mathew, thanks for posting. Very funny.
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Permalink Reply by David Sensei on -
Great imagery, unusual and creative rhyming ideas, and funny. Thanks be to you and to James Fenton.
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