From Hemant Mehta's "Friendly Atheist" website...

Some are funny.  There's a little danger, in that I like to use real bible verses to skewer christian hypocrisy.  I wouldn't want people to think I'm making those up.  The bible has some ridiculous bullshit.

My favorite was in the comments -

dwasifar karalahishipoor

"And the LORD said unto them, Beware; for oft doth the wicked unbeliever present a friendly visage." -- Hemant 8:31

Another commenter used a random word generator program, to write this:

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Loren Petrich.......

"Then the Pharisees, who were lovers shall go into captivity: Yahweh bless you out of Zion, And may you see it now?
Whoever kills him, the same was Adino the Eznite, against eight hundred batos of oil.` He said to him, `Take heed to yourself with excellency of our God.
Hurry, God, to deliver you from his hand.
But the men put forth their hand, and brought Lot went with him.
It is eleven themselves and worshipped.
He left him, and went away.
David said to Abner, and more in knowledge of God in the Spirit.
But if you bite you, says Yahweh.
He said, I am.
He made two cherubim and palm-trees, and boughs were like God`s approval."

Which is a little like the Vogon poetry generator - via the BBC -

From which, after careful selection of terms for the generator, and minor post-generator editing, we have my offering:

See, see the ho

See, see the holy virgin sky
Marvel at its big sinful depths.
Tell me, Nebuchadnezzar do you
Wonder why the unclean swine ignores you?
Why its unholy stare
makes you feel wrathful.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your sacred facial growth
That looks like
10,000 loaves.
What's more, it knows
Your Belteshazzar goat shed
Smells of the holy foreskin.
Everything under the vast holy virgin sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm the annoiting olive oils.

The Psalm of Vogon 9:1-13

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And lo, when the Picard learned that he was to be delivered from the hands of the Cardassians, he rose to his full height, fixed his eyes upon his inquisitor and spoke in a loud voice, saying:

There Exist Four Lanterns!
-- 2 Chain of Command 10:24

Fantastic!

Now if only we could be delivered from the Kardashians as well as the Cardassians!

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