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Who is This O'Donnell Woman and Why Didn't She Stay Witchy?

When I dabbled in the Craft, it was a feminine religion of Moon worship and holidays pegged to very old natural events, events that were perhaps more pronounced than they are today. The witches believe in "instant" karma in their Threefold Law: Do harm to others, it will come back three times worse to you," as well as the liberating slogan, "An' it harm none, do as you will." (Yes, I am aware that this is the Thelemic premise as well, so mote it be! Crowley said that atheists had their own ontology and system of correspondences, adding that the atheist world view was less likely to lead people into trouble.) I met nice witches and dictatorial ones, but I never had better sex than with a witch of my acquaintance. I learned the tantric sexual position known as "Lizard Lapping." Witches are fine, it's the Catholics and evangelical Christers who frighten me.

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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on September 21, 2010 at 8:16pm

I think it's Christy O'Donnell you refer to. She has the intellect of a plate of white rice. I am constantly astounded at the dreary qualifications of people that achieve public office - little wonder the country is circling the drain.

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Permalink Reply by James M. Martin on September 22, 2010 at 7:23am

I must have been thinking of a Happy Meal.

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Permalink Reply by Pat on September 21, 2010 at 8:22pm

Many, many, many moons ago, I was involved in a polyamorous group. Had a great time socializing with them - both in and out of the bedroom. One of the females was a Wiccan. While we did a lot of things, the one thing I NEVER heard of or did (or maybe I did and it was called something else) was Lizard Lapping. I'm more than idly curious.

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Permalink Reply by James M. Martin on September 22, 2010 at 7:25am

It refers to using the nose to stimulate the clitoris as you deep tongue the vagina. Drives some ladies wild. Alas, I am too old to engage in such things nowadays.

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Permalink Reply by Pat on September 22, 2010 at 7:32am

Sooooo, that's what it's called! Thanks James. I had no idea that what I did had a name.

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Permalink Reply by James M. Martin on September 22, 2010 at 7:37am

It didn't have a name until I wrote a wicked book titled "Liber LXVIX vel Pan-Priapus: Sexual Magick in Theory and Practice." It's "out of print" (actually xerographically reproduced but very well illustrated). It sold for fifty bucks, more if autogaphed. Considering the time I put into it, it lost money. That sort of thing only appeals to a small segment of the population.

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer Nicole on September 23, 2010 at 3:00pm

I'm not much for practice, but theory is always entertaining. I actually have a book somewhere of the History of Sex Magick.

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Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on September 22, 2010 at 8:04am

I still think the tongue/finger combination is better for that.

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Permalink Reply by Diana Agorio on September 21, 2010 at 8:34pm

My mom tells her friends that I am a witch because she thinks it sounds nicer than atheist.

Calling O'Donnell a witch is an insult to witches.

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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on September 21, 2010 at 9:26pm

Calling O'Donnell a witch is an insult to witches.
Actually she was the one claiming to be a witch.
I wonder how well her "witchy woman ways" will go over with the "don't suffer a witch to live" crowd. I really can't wait to hear the spin her fundy followers put on the issue.
Maybe she's Glenda, the good witch of the North and maybe I'm a horse of a different color.