What's the creepiest thing a theist has ever said to you?

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Permalink Reply by Waylon Hedegaard on February 8, 2010 at 10:27pm

in the midst of a heated discussion with a very devout young earth creationist who happened to be a good friend, I asked if god told him that I had to die, would he do it? Yes, absolutely, was his response, but he did think that it was unlikely. Apparently, god doesn't do that anymore, the entire bible not withstanding. I told him I'd just wait until he appeared to be hearing voices I couldn't then I'd get the hell out of there.

http://blessedatheist.com/

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Permalink Reply by Gliktch on February 20, 2010 at 8:08am

"A teenage girl I know keeps driveling on about how much she's in love with her Redeemer." - Thisbe

"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus! I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!" - Eric Cartman

:D

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Permalink Reply by L.Hunter on February 23, 2010 at 11:59am

now that's funny....LMAO

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Permalink Reply by dr kellie on January 19, 2011 at 3:40pm

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Permalink Reply by Shawn on May 20, 2012 at 8:23am

That is funny....:)

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Permalink Reply by Shawn on May 20, 2012 at 8:34am

That is funny....:)

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Permalink Reply by Goz on February 9, 2010 at 11:13am

Yeah,well,that was the other thing I said basically if you thought this non existent entity you love so much wanted you to kill people,would you do it?
You sre are right Thisbe..And they just don't see this cause they are trapped inside.

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Permalink Reply by Starscream on February 28, 2010 at 8:01pm

Can i add to this CJ Bolland - The Prophet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbRAgXZYtU

For those of you who don't like old school techno you can listen to the first vocal section and then skip ahead to minute 5 for the second part of the vocals.

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Permalink Reply by Beave on March 9, 2010 at 11:50am

Hell Yes! I love Circus Contraption! R.I.P.

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Permalink Reply by Gaylene Wetzel on April 18, 2010 at 12:35am

geez, d'you need a hug or something? EWWW

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Permalink Reply by Daniel on August 25, 2010 at 1:41am

I hope that person doesn't go manic.

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Permalink Reply by Noah Simoneaux on September 23, 2010 at 1:35pm

I had a good laugh when I was stationed in Germany in the US Army. I had a German girlfriend(who I later married), and she used to drag me to church with her. One Saturday morning, the sermon was about Abraham and his psychotic episode where he heard voices in his head telling him to kill his son. When he got ready to do it, the voices told him "Psych!", and that it was just a test. The point of the sermon was how good an example Abraham was, somebody who would do ANYTHING those voices told him to do.
The same week, I got my copy of American Atheist magazine, and they had an article about how gullible people can be, and how dangerous having blind faith can be.

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