What's the creepiest thing a theist has ever said to you?

One told me she loved Jesus more than her husband, anything or anyone alive.

 I told her i found that very sad and disturbing.
She's no longer writing to me.

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Permalink Reply by Kat on February 19, 2010 at 12:23pm
I guess they believe that this horrible deed of naming your children after Jesus deserves a death penalty as well. Maybe I should give my child the first name Easter and the middle name Bunny, you think it'd gain the same response? Billions of people share the name of biblical characters, I don't understand why naming a child Jesus would be any different than naming a baby girl Mary.
Permalink Reply by Eric on February 22, 2010 at 2:19pm
Yes, in fact I just got a phone message that Jesus is coming to my son's 7th birthday party this weekend. Of course Jesus is one of the other kids in his 1st grade class, but still I remain amused.
Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on February 23, 2010 at 12:53pm
I've been to places (Goa, India) where people are named Jesus, and it's pronounced the way we pronounce it...that was weird.
Permalink Reply by Boojum on February 25, 2010 at 12:34am
And of course there is always the 80's pop star "Jesus Jones"...... and I thought being named Elvis was pretentious.
Permalink Reply by Lilith DeVil on February 25, 2010 at 10:25am
A 2007 case in New Zealand of a couple in a court battle to name their child "4real". After the name being rejected because it starts with a number they decided to name their baby Superman~via

Their child should have been removed for it's safety, because the parents are morons.

Bill, there are lots of band names: Jesus Christ Super Fly, The Flaming Donuts of Jesus, Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army, Jesus Jones, Jesus Kneival, Surfing Jesus, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Fun Truckin With Jesus, The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls, Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers and Jesus Chrysler Supercar, Acid Jesus, Baby Jesus, Tiny Jesus, Black Jesus, Liquid Jesus, Purple Jeezus, Sleazy Jesus and the Splatter Pigs

My point is that anyone who believes in a magical, invisible being will believe anything.

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Permalink Reply by Goz on March 12, 2010 at 4:23pm
Well the Borg did it...Remember Seven Of Nine?
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on March 12, 2010 at 6:47pm
AND Raptor Jesus!

Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on February 28, 2010 at 3:40pm
I didn't know Jesus Jones was his real name!
Permalink Reply by Joel Cabides on February 20, 2010 at 8:19am
old woman:"god loves you he really does"
ME: "not really cant you see im in a wheelchair"
Permalink Reply by Kat on February 22, 2010 at 11:43am
Answer to Noah's ark question on Yahoo Answers!:
That was probably not animals.
Translations often imprecise.
He got their sperms and eggs .
If you say refrigerator did not exist then, I would say, how would you know that.?
You still do not know how they built colossal constructions, you think you invented everything.

Just think of the time alone spent collecting the sperm and eggs, inventing a refrigerator and building an artificial womb for them to survive in. This made me laugh more than creep me out.
Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on March 8, 2010 at 4:56pm
Worked with a guy in Sedona who was obsessed with the idea that the Egyptians built the pyramids with the help of space aliens, who would help them levitate the blocks into place.

The evidence: Because we don't know today precisely how they built the pyramids.

I always wanted to say; "I don't know precisely how you became such a moronic nutjob, but that doesn't necessarily mean you had help from space aliens to become one."
Permalink Reply by Jason Spicer on April 20, 2010 at 1:54pm
Agreed. Especially since stacking blocks on top of each other isn't all that extraordinary. Which makes it even more condescending.

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