What's the creepiest thing a theist has ever said to you?

One told me she loved Jesus more than her husband, anything or anyone alive.

 I told her i found that very sad and disturbing.
She's no longer writing to me.

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on February 25, 2010 at 4:27pm
Or a high-colonic....
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on February 25, 2010 at 7:38pm
Then a high colonic using a sufficient portion of Fleet enema solution. Ever have abdominal cramps? Made worse by having a full descending (and throw in transverse) colon? Gives new meaning to the word, "MISERABLE."
Permalink Reply by Richard on February 15, 2010 at 2:49pm
Myself and the brother of a dead friend were lamenting his loss at work when the lead man

announced "Well.that's what happens when you don't follow god's law,he should have been killed

anyway." we asked him if he'd like to go heaven, THAT AFTERNOON!
Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on February 18, 2010 at 1:04am
"Well.that's what happens when you don't follow god's law,he should have been killed


Ahhh, Christian compassion. The best kind.
Permalink Reply by Secular Forces 2013 on February 15, 2010 at 2:51pm
It's what they did to their kids that creeped me out...
to this day creeps me out.

I noticed the word 'psychosis' down there...
seems trauma to the head causes this at times...
perhaps trauma of other kinds in youth too.
Hence the ease of creating the trauma of adult-themed stories (bible and other books)
then the apparent psychosis; I've seen this or heard it in the questions asked thanks to the influence of the lame old broken record called religion...
and on and on
Permalink Reply by Garrick McElroy on February 15, 2010 at 8:57pm
I lulled, warau.
Permalink Reply by James Turkia on February 25, 2010 at 4:16pm
Excellent!
Permalink Reply by Shelby on February 15, 2010 at 7:06pm
My cubie neighbor is just a theist creep. He hasn't spoken any religous bullshit to me yet, but everything else out of mouth is bullshit. And he's known for throwing coworkers under the bus which he just apologizes as just putting his foot in his mouth.
But the creepiest thing he said to me was asking too many questions about the parking spot I have been occupying for a couple of months. I have since been parking in different spots everyday and no where near the side of the building I used to park.
Permalink Reply by Diego on February 16, 2010 at 1:40am
Oh, I remembered another one. I was at a home that belongs to a couple who makes meetings for international students (they also evangelize) and one day I heard the wife asking one of the guys what was he studying. He said "biology" and then she said "I hope you are not trying to prove evolution right. I don't think anybody can"

I saw red. That was the last day I was there.
Permalink Reply by dr kellie on January 19, 2011 at 4:35pm
Your post made me remember something I had COMPLETELY blocked out.  My parents (good xians that they are) decided to get in a program at church that was for international students.  It paired up students with families so that the students could get help with whatever they might need, come over for dinner, be preached at, and stuff like that.  I recall, upon hearing that our assigned Chinese girl didn't have a bike and needed one, my father started scanning the classifieds.  He bought her  a bike and fixed it all up.  The day that we were supposed to meet her, she called and canceled.  When my mother asked her if she was ok, she said she had been having an abortion, and it was harder than she thought.  My fundamentalist parents dropped out of that program instantly.  We couldn't be around someone who would get an abortion!  I, at 16, could already see the irony.  When my parents sold that house and retired, that poor bike was still in the barn.
Permalink Reply by Elettaria Cardamomum on February 16, 2010 at 1:56am
A neighbor's son once told me Jesus instructed him to turn me from my sin, so I could bear lots of his children and raise them to glorify God.
Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on February 18, 2010 at 1:08am
A neighbor's son once told me Jesus instructed him to turn me from my sin, so I could bear lots of his children and raise them to glorify God.

"That's odd, since Jesus has just instructed me to kick you as hard as I can in your groin."

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