What would you have at your Atheist Haunted House?

With christian haunted houses, and Jesusween, maybe it's time for an Atheist Haunted House.

 

We could scare kids with all sorts of theist behavior -

 

Burnings at the stake

Decapitatations

Child rapes

Suicide bombers

The Inquisition, with torture chambers

The pope

Slavery

and a special section with Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann.

 

This has ME scared.  Whooooooooo!

 

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Permalink Reply by Steph S. on October 30, 2011 at 10:40am

http://www.atheistnexus.org/group/gothicatheists/forum/topics/house...

I would make it just like the House of Torment Haunted House

 

Permalink Reply by Pat on October 30, 2011 at 1:08pm
Eating the brains of little children!
Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 30, 2011 at 1:47pm

Very scary!

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 30, 2011 at 8:27pm
That's pretty funny - communion as part of a house of horrors.  Only maybe use english muffins with strawberry jelly for Jesus flesh, and grape juice with floating tapioca bubbles for his blood.  Then they go to church on sunday and "ooooohhh  gross!!"
Permalink Reply by Dorris Journeay on October 30, 2011 at 12:52pm
...With some genocidal, misogynistic, blood-soaked quotes from the bible thrown in!  Realistically, atheists who did this would be demonized in the media for psychologically abusing kids by exposing them to this level of violence and perversion.  Pointing out that religious indoctrination using the very same bible must also then be considered abuse would cut no ice with these folks.  They have no sense of irony and are comfortable with cognitive dissonance that would make our heads spin.  After all, these are the folks that get upset when their kids see exposed nipples on TV but are just fine with the constant stream of murder and mayhem.  They have no problem with torture and warfare.  It's bread and butter to them.
Permalink Reply by Pat on October 30, 2011 at 1:28pm

Honor killings

Mutilation of children's genitals

Public hangings of gays

Stoning of women

Self flagellation as penance

Exorcisms

Book burnings

But Perry and Bachmann?! Wow Sentient.  Now, you're even creeping me out!

 

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 30, 2011 at 1:49pm
Sorry, P&B were a bit over the top.  I need to crawl under the covers now.
Permalink Reply by Pat on October 30, 2011 at 1:59pm
You gave me an idea.  On you way out of the haunted house, you get a free PB&J snack.  Perry, Bachmann and Jesus.  Guaranteed to numb your brain!
Permalink Reply by Tara Benson on October 30, 2011 at 6:57pm
Funny you should mention that.  My wife and I have talked over the past few years that we'd like to have our own version of the 'Hell House' that would show the ways religion has harmed humanity. Those are some of the exhibits we'd have.  Gay bashings, abortion clinic bombings and teens suffering from the lies taught in "abstinence only" sex ed would also be included.
Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 30, 2011 at 7:47pm
It would be hilarious to do that.  Probably make the local evening news.  CHristians would not be amused.
Permalink Reply by Markcincy on October 31, 2011 at 10:51am
A room of TV evangelists-the PTL club comes to mind
Permalink Reply by Markcincy on October 31, 2011 at 10:54am
Oh and another thing: Dead Jesus hanging on a cross. That freaked the crap out of me when I attended church as a kid. The thing looked real.

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