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With christian haunted houses, and Jesusween, maybe it's time for an Atheist Haunted House.

 

We could scare kids with all sorts of theist behavior -

 

Burnings at the stake

Decapitatations

Child rapes

Suicide bombers

The Inquisition, with torture chambers

The pope

Slavery

and a special section with Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann.

 

This has ME scared.  Whooooooooo!

 

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For sure!!!!!!

 

I think I would be more inclined to go along a more Hannibal Lector theme, I mean I always enjoyed that scene in the second movie when he has Jodie Foster’s character and the one other FBI agent strapped to the wooden chairs and Hannibal.

 

Although on second thought, perhaps some sort of mock reenactment of the inside of the Branch Cult Davidian’s Compound in Waco as they’re all under fire from the FBI might be good too. 

 

I think the easiest route would be to just stand outside the exit of a christian hell house. "Hey kids! Wasn't that guy nailed to the two by fours at the end the scariest or what? Well lets discuss what this place illustrates about the terrifying realities of christianity..."

Carve a picture in a pumpkin, with the face of the virgin mary in it.  

 

That way, after it starts to decay a little, and gets slightly distorted, you can take pictures of it and sell it on ebay!

 

;)

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