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WHAT THE F#*@ ARE U ALL WAITING FOR? HOOK UP ALREADY!

I noticed that everyone on this site is sooooo nice and polite and blah blah blah blah blah. EFF THAT! There's a good reason that this discussion group has so many members relative to the others. Do I have to spell it out to you?? Geeeez! Aren't you guys are sick and tired of dating churchie girlz and wanna-be alter boyz! I know I'm sick of it! You're all here because you want to find someone who shares your world view; right? Someone who youtubes Chris Hitchens videos on their lunch break, just like you. Someone who gives copies of The God Delusion as Christmas gifts, just like you. Someone who gets all the subtle humor on Family Guy, just like you. Someone who has at least 5 relatives praying for their immortal soul every night, just like you. And someone who rocks the scarlet "A" like a f#%*ing badge of courage, JUST LIKE YOU! You don't want someone who has to go consult their pastor after a night of ruff sex do ya??

Well then get your head outta your tailpiece, click on the pic of that hot guy or girl and send them a friend request. Believe me, they want you just as much as you want them. At the time of this writing, there are almost a thousand members in this group. In the next 72 hours there better be at least 250 replies to this post telling me about how you just scored a date with that certain somebody. DO NOT REPLY UNTIL YOU'VE MET SOMEONE!!!

If I have to be the goddamned fire starter, I'll be the goddamned fire starter. If you get rejected, blame it on me and try again with someone else. Don't be a lame either, there'll be plenty of time to talk about Obama's health care package and Donald Trump's candidacy after you hook up. Focus! For the next 72 hours you only have one mission. And that mission? Duh, Winning!

Remember people, we only get this one life. Live it to the limit!! YOU'RE WELCOME!

P.S. If you're hot, expect some traffic to your inbox... I'm out!

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Permalink Reply by Kelly M on August 19, 2011 at 11:05pm

I'm loving this post. All kinds of win! I have had some active flirtations with several members of this site, and it has been good fun. My problem is, they live pretty far away from me. Met one guy who is a member of AN and we definitely had an attraction, but realized how sucky it was going to be with the distance thing, so we are GREAT friends! Talk on the phone and email often. In fact, there are several guys on this site that I have formed friendships with that I text and email on a regular basis. I consider myself lucky to have made such cool new friends! But still, I'm still waiting for mister right to be in my neck of the woods. That's a challenge for sure!!! I live in the butt crack of the buy bull belt.

I love your attitude John! Especially about wearing that scarlet A like a effin badge of courage!!! I'm atheist and I'm damn proud!!! I'm also totally looking for the guy that will do the same, that is close by.