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What is your Patronus?

On the lighter side, this one. Having just finished reading the last of the Harry Potter books (only one I actually read, but it was delightful and I love the movies), I guess I am just in a bit of a magical mood. I think my Patronus would be a ram. Just sayin! Anyone else have their own Patronuses in mind?

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Permalink Reply by Dallas the Phallus on September 28, 2011 at 12:48pm

A poison-arrow frog.

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Permalink Reply by Dallas the Phallus on September 28, 2011 at 3:49pm

Can I change mine to an enormous cock?

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Permalink Reply by Dallas the Phallus on September 28, 2011 at 3:54pm

Yeah, I'm funny that way.

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Permalink Reply by Jedi Wanderer on September 28, 2011 at 2:11pm

Aww, just like Luna Lovegood! The epitome of sweetness.

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Permalink Reply by Steph S. on September 28, 2011 at 2:32pm

A doe -- I'm a big Snape fan!

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Permalink Reply by Grace Fitzpatrick on September 28, 2011 at 2:54pm

A big, fat, ugly snake or a giant spider or preying mantis. The sight of my scary, ugly patronus would send anyone bothering me packing. Besides, snakes, arachnids and insects are useful and they get an unfair bad wrap due to religion.

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Permalink Reply by Grace Fitzpatrick on September 28, 2011 at 11:47pm

I saw a large dead cobra by the side of the road in Saudi and even dead it was scary. You're right. They always told us the sand viper was much more dangerous than a cobra.

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Permalink Reply by Grace Fitzpatrick on September 29, 2011 at 12:03am

When I was stationed in Saudi, the Saudi government made us tear down the church we had built. A sand viper had made it's home under the pulpit and the minister killed it with the cross. I wish I could think of some witty remark to go with that. LOL!