What is the best response to "Jesus loves you"?

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Permalink Reply by Michael Peterson on March 27, 2011 at 4:46am

Why is it that, even when we're amongst ourselves, there are always people like you who are willing to take offense on their behalves? We're joking,yes. We don't expect this individual to actually use these responses...but joking is better than getting angry. I'll continue to make jokes and stay sane, thank you.

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Permalink Reply by Sandi on July 11, 2012 at 6:40am

Agreed Michael.

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Permalink Reply by Andy on February 21, 2011 at 2:22pm

If I were gay and I thought he was hot I might let him if he wore a condom.

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Permalink Reply by Gina H on February 23, 2011 at 8:15pm

I agree with the comment "Really, did he tell you this? Wow!" I had a religious woman come up to me one time and tell me that SHE loved me! I mean, how are you supposed to respond? I just mumbled 'thank you'. And left it at that.

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Permalink Reply by Steven Patterson on February 24, 2011 at 3:50pm

Next time ask her if she's busy later?

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Permalink Reply by Larry Dawson on March 4, 2011 at 6:38pm

"Show Me" might have had better impact.

 

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer Nicole on February 24, 2011 at 1:15pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4R4VMMTyGc

 

>.> I got introduced to this video the other day by a believer who found it entertaining.

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Permalink Reply by Steven Patterson on February 24, 2011 at 3:49pm

"Bless his heart."

 

Smile and keep walking.

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Permalink Reply by Adam Bailey on February 24, 2011 at 8:11pm

I am an atheist and I am curious about what you really mean.

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Permalink Reply by Steven Patterson on February 25, 2011 at 4:51am

Go to youtube and search for comedians using "Bless his heart" in their act.

 

It has come to mean, in a nut shell, the person in question is mentally simple, perverse, or otherwise defective. We use it in my corporate culture, because we can say it without getting into HR trouble, but everyone knows what we mean.

 

Sorry, if I was obscure.

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Permalink Reply by Dustin Martin on February 26, 2011 at 5:29am

"Jesus loves you."

 

So does your mom. :D

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Permalink Reply by Steven Patterson on February 26, 2011 at 1:15pm

I thought of some more:

 

He love me long time.

 

I believe that's pronounced Heysus.

 

Aren't you a little old for imaginary friends?

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