More than Allah loves me?
Sorry. Buddha loves me more.
Good because I hate him.
Will this put food on my plate?
Does love cure cancer?
Who cares? Who the hell cares?
Who's Jesus? Jesus who?
What? I can't hear you.
Look all confused and act like I have never heard of Jesus before.
._. I've been led on by the lord. What sucks worse is that you can't get away from him to grieve...you know...being omnipresent and all.
Why is it that, even when we're amongst ourselves, there are always people like you who are willing to take offense on their behalves? We're joking,yes. We don't expect this individual to actually use these responses...but joking is better than getting angry. I'll continue to make jokes and stay sane, thank you.