What is the best response to "Jesus loves you"?

I live in a very religious town, so I hear this saying about 2 or 3 times every week, whether it be to me or someone near me.  I usually don't respond when it is said to me, but what do you think a good response would be?

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Permalink Reply by Nick on March 6, 2011 at 1:52am
Great answer " my ass still hurts '
Permalink Reply by Michael Peterson on March 27, 2011 at 4:35am
Yah, jesus love me long time.
Permalink Reply by Steph S. on July 11, 2012 at 1:09am
That's really funny! Lol!
Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on January 26, 2011 at 3:59pm
"Unrequited love's a bitch, isn't it?"
Permalink Reply by Chris G on January 26, 2011 at 5:38pm

"The problem is he takes more than he gives."

 

 

Permalink Reply by Sandi on July 11, 2012 at 6:36am

Love it!

Permalink Reply by Lorryslorrys on January 26, 2011 at 6:02pm
"Who doesn't?"
Permalink Reply by Jennifer Nicole on January 27, 2011 at 12:57pm

So why's he sending me to hell?

 

I know, but the bastard gave me an STD.

 

But I'm not a child any more, and he only loves the little children. Kinda like MJ. >.>

Permalink Reply by Michael Peterson on March 27, 2011 at 4:36am
He's the abusive husband type! "I don't know why you make me do this to you...!"
Permalink Reply by feralboy12 on January 27, 2011 at 1:32pm
Jesus?  He owes me money!
Permalink Reply by Park Bierbower on January 27, 2011 at 2:30pm

you say "Bless this!"

 

Permalink Reply by Dogly on January 29, 2011 at 1:50pm

The last time someone said,"Have a blessed day" to me, was a poll worker outside the entrance of my voting place.  What I did was work to get the printed training materials used by the Florida Dept of Ellections.  Now poll workers are trained to say nothing but, "Thank you for voting!".

Now it's time to change the practice, contrary to the FL Constitution, of having voting take place in churches.  How much money is spent each year to pay churches to hold voting in their buildings?

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