I live in a very religious town, so I hear this saying about 2 or 3 times every week, whether it be to me or someone near me.  I usually don't respond when it is said to me, but what do you think a good response would be?

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"Well, if he were real, I would love him too."

 

Oh now I really like this!

I opt for the childish response  

 

"I know you are, but what am I?"

 

If you are going to do that, might as well go for the juggular, "And so's your face!"

Don't forget "That's what she said!"

 

Just to add insult to injury.

I would love me too if I were Jesus!
I bastardize Big lebowski

"You try any of your crazy shit out here you flash your bible out here in the street...I'll take it away from you and shove it up your ass until the fucking book goes CLICK"


Or probably Better just quickly go "YOU said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
women love me better and gotta love em'
... But I'm his favorite!
So does Barney !
Yes, but he still has to wear a condom just like everyone else.
Great
"Says him!  The jury ruled it rape...."

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