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What is the best response to "Jesus loves you"?
I live in a very religious town, so I hear this saying about 2 or 3 times every week, whether it be to me or someone near me. I usually don't respond when it is said to me, but what do you think a good response would be?
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Permalink Reply by Vangelis Stamatopoulos on -
Jesus is dead.
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Permalink Reply by §kürrý on -
"His name is 'Hey-Zeus' and I know, he sends me flowers all the time."
"I'm sorry, who?"
"whew, are you sure?! Did you tell you? I've been worrying about that because I haven't heard from him."
"What a coincidence, Odin loves you!"
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Permalink Reply by kara on -
It's mean but i always liked this
"wasn't Jesus nailed to a cross....my God has a hammer, any questions!"
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Permalink Reply by Park Bierbower on -
if he loves me then why haven't I ever seen him in person, talked to him, gotten a letter from him? why hasn't he ever sent me flowers, told me "good job, i'm proud of you," lent me a hundred bucks, helped me move, given me a hug, told me things will be alright when I was sad? Why hasn't he ever argued a point with me, discussed art, talked about sports, merely complimented me randomly, cooked me a surprise dinner, taken care of me when I was sick...
If someone loves me, why is it they've never done anything that the other people who love me have done?
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Permalink Reply by Park Bierbower on
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btw pic related; its his love for the little children.
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Permalink Reply by Will Faithless Sophia on -
LOL
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Permalink Reply by Michael Peterson on -
Too bad it's not a priest ;(
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Permalink Reply by Alan Perlman on -
I nominate this one as the winner.
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