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What do you yell in bed?

So I recently had occasion to wonder what on earth I can moan and scream other than the classic-yet-deistically-biased, "Oh God!" And the worst part is, it's *distracting*. My cerebral brain kicks in when I least want it to, because of the inconsistency of enjoying a purely carnal act free of the shackles of guilt and fear caused by religion, and the invocation of a pissed off daddy figure. I'm vocal, so just biting my tongue isn't an ideal solution. I need *something* to shout when I have something to shout about.

Suggestions of any stripe - humorous or serious, previously tested or merely hypothetical - are all welcome and encouraged.

Tags: blasphemy, sex

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Permalink Reply by Will Faithless Sophia on September 9, 2011 at 8:17pm

It's bloody annoying when New Agers, Eastern Mystics, and scientist talk about 'God'... they should really speak specifically about what they are talking about - like a highly superior intelligence or the laws of physics in the case of scientists... the word 'god' implies Christianity, Judaism, and maybe Islam in western culture...

Permalink Reply by Dallas the Phallus on May 31, 2009 at 10:04pm

Uhmm...I'd have to get sex first.

Permalink Reply by Gecko, Seth...brother of Richie! on June 2, 2009 at 5:07pm

o my dallas what are we going to do with you!!

Permalink Reply by Dallas the Phallus on June 2, 2009 at 5:19pm

Uhmm...is that a literal question? Do you want a blow by blow account?

Permalink Reply by Gecko, Seth...brother of Richie! on June 2, 2009 at 8:50pm

LOLOLOL !! wow i think you caught me with my pants down with that one Dallas.

Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on June 8, 2009 at 9:22am

Oh, but both of you are rising to the occasion!

Permalink Reply by Dallas the Phallus on June 1, 2009 at 11:01am

How about "Hurry before my hour is up!"

Permalink Reply by Gecko, Seth...brother of Richie! on June 2, 2009 at 5:08pm

LOLOL

Permalink Reply by Gecko, Seth...brother of Richie! on June 2, 2009 at 5:14pm

I feel like I kinda owe religion because sex is sooo good when its so carnal!! That make sense, dirtier the better. In the past it was all the porno stuff if thats what they liked, some liked to hear their name mixed with all the filthy talk. My goddess now well crack up if I go into a Max Hardcore routine, and sometimes I do it to make her laugh just because. Other times I say yes Mistress and no Mistress, and thank you may I have another, but that may be a different post. But does have something to do with why she loves your corsets!!

Permalink Reply by Angie Jackson on June 2, 2009 at 8:44pm