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I discovered a brilliant new way to avoid having xians ring my doorbell in attempt to share the good news with me. Just now, I was in my kitchen, washing dishes and finding something to eat, when I looked out the large window above my sink. Two men were approaching with bibles in hand. Then, I realized they saw me. We made eye contact and I gave them a big smile. They stopped dead in their tracks and looked down, then slowly turned and walked away. I can only assume this is because I was not wearing a shirt, or a bra. Perhaps from this point on I will be answering the door shirtless. Should give the mormon boys something to talk about.

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Permalink Reply by dr kellie on September 5, 2011 at 5:18pm

I think you might get the same effect if you answered the door shirtless and wearing a matching bra and slip.

Permalink Reply by Hazel H. on September 5, 2011 at 5:27pm

That'll freak them out. Lol.

Permalink Reply by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on April 6, 2012 at 11:37pm

Well you can but it won't have quite the same impact. Now if you were wearing a lacy pink bra, that might give them pause.

Permalink Reply by Johan Fruh on September 5, 2011 at 5:38pm

What scares me with this... is that more and more men will be tempted to ring at doors with bibles in their hands.

What then?!

and where's my bible?

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on September 5, 2011 at 5:52pm

I'm ok with that. I have a heavy glass storm door between me and them, and I am not hesitant to show my boobs. If you want to see boobs bad enough to carry a bible and stop by my house, come on over:)

Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on April 6, 2012 at 3:36pm