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I discovered a brilliant new way to avoid having xians ring my doorbell in attempt to share the good news with me. Just now, I was in my kitchen, washing dishes and finding something to eat, when I looked out the large window above my sink. Two men were approaching with bibles in hand. Then, I realized they saw me. We made eye contact and I gave them a big smile. They stopped dead in their tracks and looked down, then slowly turned and walked away. I can only assume this is because I was not wearing a shirt, or a bra. Perhaps from this point on I will be answering the door shirtless. Should give the mormon boys something to talk about.

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Permalink Reply by Tom Sarbeck on August 1, 2011 at 1:48pm

Shucks. In the middle 1960s my wife and I lived in Houston for a year, then in Austin for three years. In 1969 we went to Phoenix. (We computer workers called ourselves America's highest-paid migratory workers.)

Incidentally, my wife taught fifth grade. The Austin schools, before Roe v. Wade, had a comprehensive sex ed program that started in second grade. She happened to choose an MD who'd helped design the program and kept him posted on how it was going. In Phoenix there was no such program and some parents wanted to hire her to teach their kids.

Does anyone know if the conservatives wrecked the Austin program when they took over the state? California is the only state that has never taken taxpayer money for abstinence-only programs.

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on August 1, 2011 at 2:38pm

We are an abstinence only state, as far as pubic public education is concerned. We also have one of the highest teen pregnancy rates. Yay!

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on August 1, 2011 at 4:12pm

Scary, Alsyn ... just plain SCARY.

Permalink Reply by Rob van Senten on August 1, 2011 at 1:07pm

Hooray for boobies!

Permalink Reply by Tom Sarbeck on August 1, 2011 at 1:54pm

I'm eighty now and have my own.

Permalink Reply by Tom Sarbeck on August 9, 2011 at 8:46am

I enjoyed posting it. I'm glad you enjoyed reading it.

Permalink Reply by Naveed Butt on August 1, 2011 at 2:58pm

Address and Schedule of Dish Washing plz!

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on August 1, 2011 at 3:09pm

It's not even that hard. If you met me in person I'd show them to you if you asked nice:)

Permalink Reply by Susan Stanko on August 1, 2011 at 4:23pm

I thought I was the only one who did that.

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on August 2, 2011 at 11:41am

I guess just us and women who have had boob jobs. I've seen dozens of post-op implants.

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on August 2, 2011 at 12:33pm

I guess when you get fake boobs, you get really accustomed to talking about and looking at your boobs. I really don't know what makes me so likely to take my shirt off. I guess it could be because I grew up shirtless on the farm, until one day when I was about 7, when my mother told me to put a shirt on, and keep it on. It was a sad day.

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on August 2, 2011 at 12:46pm

It's not so sad anymore. I'm a grown up now and when I have occasion to not wear a shirt, I don't. I'm having a mental image of me looking out the peep hole in my front door and spotting bibles at the same time I am frantically removing my shirt. I hope this lady is ringing the doorbell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kt6vqtKBCs