"Tony, I love that clip! "Wolf Gets Blitzed"...tee-hee.
Did anyone read the comments below the You Tube version? they were almost all like, "Yeah, thank the lard for sending a ghastly tornado to kill more than 50…"
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Very punny!
Please to be regaling us with your favorite puns. I'll start:
A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.
A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.
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Permalink Reply by Фелч Гроган on -
XKCDB -
there was this time when a bunch of friars were having trouble making their belfry payments, so they opened a florists to try to pay the bills
they were doing very well, but the rival florist across the road started losing business. He repeatedly asked them to stop, but they wouldn't.
so eventually, he got Hugh McTaggart, the toughest ruffian in town, to pay them a visit and give them a good talking to.
long story short, they did pack up and go home. Turns out Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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Permalink Reply by Jaume on -
Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars
Sorry, I missed the pun in that one. Care to explain?
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Permalink Reply by Фелч Гроган on
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Give you the benefit of the doubt because you're FRENCH.
"You and only you can prevent forest fires". Kind of a fire safety jingle from kids teevee.
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Permalink Reply by Jaume on
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Thanks felch, it's time for a couple cross-language puns.
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you're FRENCH.
Toi aussi?
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A British cat, named One-Two-Three, competes with his French rival, Un-Deux-Trois, in a swim race across the Channel. Guess who won?
Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
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Permalink Reply by Jaume on
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The 'r' is not normally silent. It's not that uncommon to hear people skip it, when they speak fast, or when the next word begins with a consonant. Or just because of a local accent. Still, it seems almost everyone skip the 'r' when they count sequentially, 1-2-3-4-5. My guess is it dates back to kindergarten, when you learn to count, but don't know how to spell 'quatre' yet.
Funny the title page doesn't mention it includes useful lol cat phrases.
Duh! Should have thought about that one myself ;-)
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on -
Danny Kaye told a "shaggy-dog" version of this story on his variety show ... roughly 45 years ago ... and I never forgot it!
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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on -
Ha! "You and only you can prevent forest fires" was an ad on adult teevee in the US, as I remember, too.
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Permalink Reply by Louis Davout on -
Not sure this is a 'pun'. But your one about chemistry reminded me of:
If you're not part of the solution, your part of the precipitate.
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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on
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My part of the precipitate?
Heh. Not quite a pun, but its groaner. So, I'll say it's a cousin to a pun and let it have a family reunion.
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Permalink Reply by MissElainie on -
There was a typo. It should have read, "If you're not part of the solution, YOU'RE part of the precipitate."
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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on
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Time's fun when you're having flies.
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Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on -
It's not pretty being easy.
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