Unhappy Muslims

So succinct and to the point...plain and simple!!!

The Muslims are not happy!

They're not happy in Gaza . They're not happy in Egypt . They're not happy in Libya . They're not happy in Morocco . They're not happy in Iran . They're not happy in Iraq . They're not happy in Yemen . They're not happy in Afghanistan . They're not happy in Pakistan . They're not happy in Syria . They're not happy in Lebanon .

So, where are they happy?

They're happy in Australia . They're happy in England . They're happy in France . They're happy in Italy . They're happy in Germany . They're happy in Sweden . They're happy in the USA . They're happy in Norway . They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?

Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY.

Excuse me, but how dumb can you get?

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La supériorité de Mahomet est d'avoir fondé une religion en se passant de l'enfer.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Yes...why would you need to "blame" anyone if you're happy?

Haha, your post almost reads like a Dr. Seuss book!  Howz about something in iambic octameter, along the lines of:

They do not like the Gaza land.  They do not like it in Iran.

They do not like it in Yemen.  They don't like being Syrian.

Not in Qatar, not in Egypt, not near or far, they feel gypped!

They almost hate it in Guinea as much as in the U.A.E.!!

They do not like green eggs and ham!  They do not like them, Uncle Sam!

Seuss was a political cartoonist back in the day; sometimes I wonder if he had a private stash of more cynical material.  I consider myself lucky to have lived in the same area in CA as he when I was a kid.  Often times he would be down at the beach extemporaneously reading to us ankle-biters.  Sometimes life kicks a whole truckload of ass.  Anyone else have any verses?

I might be an Atheist but I'm happy or more likely I'm happy because I'm an atheist and don't have all the baggage around my neck.

I came across this quote:-

"Unhappy is the man that doesn't consider himself extremely blessed"

If that's the case I think it's time certain people took a serious look at what they think they believe in.

Anyway they give us laugh at times. 

Have you seen the new Muppet show, Maria TV from Egypt. I had to laugh at that one!

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