There were three old Nuns who happened to be siblings. The oldest was 85, the middle was 73, and the youngest was 65.

And it came to pass that the eldest died and found herself standing before Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

And Peter said unto her, Before thou mayest enter into these gates ye must answer one question correctly. A look of apprehension crossed the old Nun's face, but she reluctantly said, I'll try.

And Peter said unto her, Who built the Ark in Genesis ? The Nun beamed with relief, and said, Oh, that is easy ! Noah !

And Peter proclaimed, Welcome thou good and faithful servant into the Kingdom of Heaven !

And in the process of time the Nun's 73 year old sister died and found herself in the same situation as her elder sister, standing before Saint Peter.

And Peter gives her the same instructions. She, too, looked a little apprehensive, but bravely said, I'll try.

And Peter said unto her, Who slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. The old Nun beamed, saying, Oh, that is easy ! Samson.

Again Peter proclaims, Welcome thou good and faithful servant into the Kingdom of Heaven !

Finally the youngest of the sisters died, and again, she, too, finds herself standing before Saint Peter. 

And Peter said unto her,  Before thou mayest enter into these gates ye must answer one question correctly.

The last sister also looked apprehensive, wondering if she would be able to give a correct answer.

And Peter said unto her, What was Eve's first words to Adam ?

The Nun looked distressed, rattling her brain for the correct answer. She rubbed her chin with her fingers, then she scratched her head, and said, Gee, that's a hard one !    

And Peter proclaimed, Welcome thou good and faithful servant into the Kingdom of Heaven !

Tags: Dead, Gates, Nuns, Pearly, Peter

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Thanks Anthony! i needed that this morning!

LOL Tony!   :)

Heh heh Min...


That's cool as hell Napoleon B.

Cool Loren

Hehe nice one Anthony!

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