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What is the most absurd argument you have ever heard proposing ID? For me it is the "Earth is just the right distance from the sun for our thermal convenience!" propositon. This is insane! The moon recieves an equal amount of solar radiation, but with a miniscule atmosphere it has temperature fluctuations upward of 500 degrees! It is our atmosphere that gives us our comfort! Without the proper atmospheric conditions, no planet, at any distance could support life as we know it.

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Permalink Reply by the antithesis on November 20, 2009 at 5:49pm

Most ID arguments can be dismissed with the anthropic principle.

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Permalink Reply by Scott on November 20, 2009 at 6:38pm

Yes they can. Maybe I should have posted in the humor section. I wanted to hear the craziest ideas presented in the name of ID.

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Permalink Reply by Scott on November 20, 2009 at 6:51pm

Ha! I like to hit them with this one, " If the earth is so comfortable why do we spend billions of dollars every year changing the temperature of our homes?"

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Permalink Reply by Howard S. Dunn on January 9, 2010 at 12:54am

Also - poop tapers so your butthole won't slam shut.

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Permalink Reply by Scott on November 20, 2009 at 9:14pm

Whoa! Don't throw pineapples at them ID guys! What could they possibly say about those Fibonacci spirals? That mathematics is a far better language in nature than their precious god as a designer would be too much for them to handle! Also, it sure doesn't fit the hand quite the same. They may even say it is ungodly because of that!

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Permalink Reply by Scott on November 20, 2009 at 7:12pm

Yes, that is classic idiocy at its finest! Cameron can barely contain his thoughts on the banana as a phallic symbol! HaHa! You know, Cameron probably spent the better part of the 80's stuffing cocaine up his nose and banging his little groupies! Now he is shoving god up his nose instead! Should of stuck with the blow!

Or was it the 90's? I don't know! Too much cocaine for me to remember!

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Permalink Reply by Stevie Hunter on November 20, 2009 at 7:47pm

My worst nightmare is a banana?
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I'm insulted.

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Permalink Reply by Фелч Гроган on November 20, 2009 at 9:31pm

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Permalink Reply by Chase on January 6, 2010 at 6:29am

A thought was sparked to me. I assume the point of fearing the banana is the argument that a banana is perfectly fit to a hand. It tastes good. The color is appealer to the eater, etc, etc. This man truly believed that the banana was the downfall of atheism. Then, something wonderful happened. Someone pointed out to him that the ORIGINAL banana was small and brown. The current yellow banana had been genetically altered by humans.

Also, I heard it pointed out why the f*ck are there coconuts? Don't fit in hand. Hard as f*ck to open. Remind me of a hairy man-chest. Wtf god?

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Permalink Reply by Scott on November 24, 2009 at 10:12am

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Permalink Reply by ryan cameron on November 20, 2009 at 9:50pm

I like the puddle one, I think it might have been douglas adams or something.

"hey, Im a puddle, and this pothole seems to fit me perfectly. It must have been designed especially for me! I love my designer"