THE WHOLLY HOLY MACHO MAN

An ode to Rick Perry, the not so beloved governor of Texas.

© Patrick Simons

 

His name is Rick Perry,

And it rhymes with Scary,

And Americans should be wary,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

Rick loves Jesus, guns, and greed,

And he says that’s all we need,

He cares not if kids can’t read,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

Rick pays no mind to mere facts,

As long as the wealthy pay no tax,

And social programs get the axe,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

If for prez he does run,

The country will be in for fun,

Those having less will then have none,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

He’s like George Bush, just not as smart,

But he has Jesus in his heart,

He’s shan’t put his ass before the cart,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

He knows the needy are a bane,

They are just a money drain,

To care for them would be insane,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

Let the poor sleep in the rain,

Rick has no reason to explain,

Why the rich should feel no pain,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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hope you dont mind.

I just cut and pasted this to the govs contact page.

just to see what will happen

Hell no, I don't Mind, feel free to send it where ever you want. You saved me the trouble.  My © is just there out of habit. 

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