Just try not to get an erection
- around heavy machinery
- around a very unwilling woman
- when swimming in piranha-infested waters
- near falling trees.
And if you do get an erection and you're near a dog, don't cover it with peanut butter or anything the dog might find appetizing.
OMG I will now have nightmares for days......Thanks Future!!!!!!
proof there is no God.
Not at all.....It means stay away from the Candiru' at all cost.....
Why do I have a fragile penis and why is it bent slghtly to the left? Oh, ahh, maybe I shouldn't have revealed that.
Aren't they all?
A slight bend means nothing. A significant curve, especially with pain, or dysfunction - that's different.
It’s common for the penis to curve slightly to the left or right when it’s erect.
Thanks Ruth. I was worried for a while and thought I was Captain Hook.