Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World

From the ONION: "These two people made in his image do not know how to communicate, lack skills in both mathematics and farming, and have the intellectual capacity of an infant," one Sumerian philosopher wrote. "They must be the creation of a complete idiot." <---click on link for more of the story.

I'm just disappointed they beat me to it, as I was working on a story like this. Back to ye olde clay tablet.

Tags: Sumerians beat Yahweh to it, Ur is a city in Sumer

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Permalink Reply by Dave Rogers on December 29, 2009 at 2:51pm
Oh come on... You know the devil put the Sumerians there before Creation. Plus since the Great Flood killed them all, how do we know they existed? And don't get me going on how carbon dating is the work of the devil...
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on December 29, 2009 at 5:04pm
You know the devil put the Sumerians there before Creation.

This...

Plus since the Great Flood killed them all, how do we know they existed?

...plus this...

I feel the pressure building up in my head. Before it explodes, I'm going outside. The blood spatter on the snow will look awesome.
Permalink Reply by Dave Rogers on December 29, 2009 at 5:11pm
The blood spatter on the snow will look awesome.

Please take pictures... ;^)
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on December 29, 2009 at 5:18pm
The best I can do is hook up a webcam and leave it on. Will that suit?
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on December 29, 2009 at 5:08pm
Permalink Reply by James M. Martin on December 29, 2009 at 5:09pm
Goes along with fact that roaches have two brains, &c., the kind of arguments against "God" that are thoroughly treated by both Dawkins and Hitchens. If we are created in "God's'" image, "God" must be an idiot.
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Permalink Reply by Dave Rogers on December 29, 2009 at 5:23pm
If we are created in "God's'" image, "God" must be an idiot.

Well, it was the very end of the only busy workweek he ever had. Maybe he was looking forward to his day off and just wasn't paying attention.
Permalink Reply by Jaume on December 29, 2009 at 8:13pm
Yup, he was so excited on his last day, probably too much. He was expecting a raise and a full-time job, but got fired instead because of an obvious lack of professionalism.
Permalink Reply by Tedster on December 30, 2009 at 8:26pm
>>>>If we are created in "God's'" image, "God" must be an idiot.

I would say, If we are created in "God's" image, then that would explain why this world is fucked up.

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