From the ONION
: "These two people made in his image do not know how to communicate, lack skills in both mathematics and farming, and have the intellectual capacity of an infant," one Sumerian philosopher wrote. "They must be the creation of a complete idiot.
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I'm just disappointed they beat me to it, as I was working on a story like this. Back to ye olde clay tablet.