"Yes, not everyone thanks a deity for their survival and nobody should thank their god for a vicious tornado that wiped out so much of what people owned and even took lives, especially the lives of innocent children.
Brandi Amari Williams"
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Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
From the ONION: "These two people made in his image do not know how to communicate, lack skills in both mathematics and farming, and have the intellectual capacity of an infant," one Sumerian philosopher wrote. "They must be the creation of a complete idiot." <---click on link for more of the story.
I'm just disappointed they beat me to it, as I was working on a story like this. Back to ye olde clay tablet.
I'm just disappointed they beat me to it, as I was working on a story like this. Back to ye olde clay tablet.
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Permalink Reply by Dave Rogers on -
Oh come on... You know the devil put the Sumerians there before Creation. Plus since the Great Flood killed them all, how do we know they existed? And don't get me going on how carbon dating is the work of the devil...
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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on -
You know the devil put the Sumerians there before Creation.
This...
Plus since the Great Flood killed them all, how do we know they existed?
...plus this...
I feel the pressure building up in my head. Before it explodes, I'm going outside. The blood spatter on the snow will look awesome.
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The blood spatter on the snow will look awesome.
Please take pictures... ;^)
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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on
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The best I can do is hook up a webcam and leave it on. Will that suit?
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Even better than
Dinosaurs Sadly Extinct Before Invention Of Bazooka?
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Permalink Reply by James M. Martin on -
Goes along with fact that roaches have two brains, &c., the kind of arguments against "God" that are thoroughly treated by both Dawkins and Hitchens. If we are created in "God's'" image, "God" must be an idiot.
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If we are created in "God's'" image, "God" must be an idiot.
Well, it was the very end of the only busy workweek he ever had. Maybe he was looking forward to his day off and just wasn't paying attention.
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