Had to share a JW joke I just heard last night...credit goes to Steven Wright standup comedy DVD:

 

I recently became part of the Jehovah Witness Protection Program.

 

I go door-to-door and tell people I'm someone else.

 

(Make sure to say it in a monotone voice!)

 

 

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One of my favorite Steven Wright jokes.

"I was driving along when I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said "heaven", so I hit him."

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