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Permalink Reply by Future on January 15, 2013 at 10:55am

My favorite comment:

 

"That's offensive"

LOL

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 15, 2013 at 11:08am

To which my counter-punch is:

No one has the right not to be offended.

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 15, 2013 at 11:07am

One I just ran onto recently:

"Then science is your god" ... combined with "EVERYONE has a god, whether it's science or money or themselves or..."

It would seem as though, since they can't conceive of a life without their deity, that we MUST have a deity of some kind!  Ummm ... WRONG!

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Permalink Reply by Napoleon Bonaparte on January 15, 2013 at 12:12pm

That's Sh*t alright.

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Permalink Reply by Dennis Michael Pennington on January 17, 2013 at 6:47am

My insurance lady says that we should all believe "just in case" so that we can be covered. I'm serious! She really said that.

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 17, 2013 at 7:05am

Translation: Pascal's Wager, which was BS the first time Blaise said it, and it's been BS every time since.

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Permalink Reply by James Kz on January 17, 2013 at 7:14am

Thus we should all worship Saraswati, the Hindu goddess of music, arts, knowledge, and science. Those Christians might be headed to the Hindu version of Hell, backing the wrong horse like Jesus.

Pascal blew it. Backed the wrong deity simply because he lived in Europe and didn't know about Saraswati.

That many Hindus can't be wrong, as we know the appeal to popularity is always the best method of ascertaining the truth.

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Permalink Reply by Future on January 17, 2013 at 7:25am

Reminds me of Life of Pi.  If we spread our belief to cover all our bases, every day of the year will be a religious holiday of some sort.

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Permalink Reply by Dennis Michael Pennington on January 17, 2013 at 7:08am

The videos here have kept me laughing for quite some time. Thanks.

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Permalink Reply by John Aultman on January 17, 2013 at 2:34pm

I like to to counter with what Mark Twain said:  

"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool."

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Permalink Reply by John Aultman on January 17, 2013 at 2:36pm

Oh here is another one I like: 

If Prostitution is the oldest profession then religion the oldest scam?

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Permalink Reply by Nathaniel Summers on January 17, 2013 at 10:15pm

Theist: "What wakes you up in the morning?"
Me: "I didn't realize god worked like an alarm clock."

Theist: "Why do you even get out of bed in the morning?"
My Atheist brother: "Usually it's because I don't want to piss myself."

Theist: "So you don't believe in god?"
Me: "First of all, which god should I believe in? There are a lot of them."
Theist: "You mean like false gods?"

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