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This is pretty funny -- the folks at TPM are asking readers to send them haiku based on their favorite GOP sex scandals. All good, clean holiday fun for the whole family.

Poetry's not my bag but I figured I'd give it the old college try. So, reaching for some low-hanging fruit, I came up with this:

Hot Summer toe-tap
Dull lay-over, need relief
Oh, no, officer


More haikus here: TPM article

Tags: GOP, haiku, humor, poetry, sex scandal

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Of Course I'm not gay.
I have never once been gay.
Just like to touch men.
Ha!
Great topic!
My haiku didn't turn out funny though... :|

Damn Berlusconi!
You think it is not buying
if said:''I owe you.''??!!

X-(
only GOP?
I was thinking of Jim Mcgreevey. And the Catholic church.

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