Posted on August 23, 2012 at 3:16pm
ATTENTION: ALL FFR OFFICERS AND MEMBERS.
There will be a FREE luncheon provided for you at my house on election day.
There will be drawings and prizes handed out.
All you have to do is identify yourself as a FFR officer or member, then stand in front of the concrete wall of my barn, and put your FREE bandana over your eyes, you know, so as not to ruin the surprise.
Be sure to fill out all the info on the form, like next of kin, and burial preferences.