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Satan versus God (anagramatic verse by r.w.)

Satan versus God

Anagrammatic	1

God versus Satan	2
guards vast eons	3
Satan versus God	4
savors gun dates	5

God versus Satan	6
ousts dang raves	7
Satan versus God	8
raved a son's guts	9

God versus Satan	10
rues vast gonads	11
Satan versus God	12
sure vast gonads	13

God versus Satan	14
saves grand outs	15
Satan versus God	16
suave grand toss	17

God versus Satan	18
goads save runts	19
Satan versus God	20
goads nut savers	21

6 Jan 07

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Permalink Reply by Steph S. on February 4, 2012 at 9:11pm

Very cool there!

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Permalink Reply by Reid Welch on February 4, 2012 at 9:22pm

thank you. A compliment from you to a newbie like me is very kind.

I tend to confuse or piss off people by being to too "clever" at times;

I'm really pretty socially stupid.

I have more nasty verses to share if allowed (not banned) : )

thanks,

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Permalink Reply by Steph S. on February 4, 2012 at 9:35pm

Go ahead and share -- I bet they are great!

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Permalink Reply by Napoleon Bonaparte on February 4, 2012 at 9:35pm

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Permalink Reply by Steph S. on February 4, 2012 at 9:38pm

yeah Napoleon

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Permalink Reply by Reid Welch on February 5, 2012 at 12:44am

=The Preacher=

The Preacher on Drugs

Wrong turns	1

are sure to lead the lost	2
from Heaven's Gate to Burning Cross	3
to Homo Hills	4

then Druggers' Dens	5
where they do crack	6
and smoke within.	7

28 Dec 06

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Permalink Reply by Reid Welch on February 5, 2012 at 12:47am

The Preacher on Credit

Every man who ever lived	1
lived on credit owed the Lord;	2
lives on His Prophets' Sharing Plan;	3
agrees to pay interest to his life's condition	4
or burn lucre forever in debtors' perdition.	5

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Permalink Reply by Reid Welch on February 5, 2012 at 12:49am

God's Inflicted Pain is a Blessing!

When one's febrile with a fever	1
should he mope? Why, never!	2

For a fever is God's favour,	3
instilling fervor for the Saviour;	4

like the wall outside the nut;	5
like the ram's relentless rut;	6

like the Ban and like the daid,	7
pain reminds of what we're made.	8

26 Jan 07

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Permalink Reply by Reid Welch on February 5, 2012 at 12:51am

Instructive for Baptist children ages 3 to 9

The picture link at the bottom
is to be printed out in advance
and thrust into the child's paw
at the finish of the poem reading.

_________________	1


"Brownie Mousie"	2


Brownie Mousie	3
kept its housie	4
at the Catlick Bakery,	5

where it lived	6
beneath a sink,	7
squeaking by on Catlick crumbs,	8

and, we think,	9
on floor sweepings--	10
dirt they bake in Catlick bread.	11
Such bad food poor Mousie had.	12

One dark day	13
the Catlick Cat	14
discovered where Brown Mousie's at!	15

He knew	16
because he'd found its hat	17
hanging on a Catlick nail	18
those Catlicks stick to snag,	19
and impale.	20

"Mew 'hail Mary!',	21
Meow aloud!"	22
demanded the cruel Catlick Cat.	23
"Or I'll eat you instantly."	24

And that demand	25
was that.	26

Brownie Mousie	27
could not mew--	28

our Baptist mouse	29
--it had no pew	30
or church to pray	31
itself from prey	32
of Catlicks	33
on that awful day.	34

So Brownie Mousie quickly ran!	35
It found safety inside a pan.	36
The small wonder of our story is,	37

those Catlicks never miss a beat.	38
They ne-ver waste what they--	39

little children, here's a treat!	40
sold us by their pope to eat	41
_________________	42



now show the picture to the child http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/8016/screenshot243bp6.jpg	43

12 Dec 06

r.w. reads the poem aloud in character voice for the tots,

http://tinyurl.com/yhk6hb

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Permalink Reply by Reid Welch on February 5, 2012 at 1:06am

I have shown these religious verses to countless church type friends and none of them seem to understand humor. "You mean, you aren't serious?" ask my Baptist and Catholic friends. I look at the little mouse and repeat the question. He hints that the dough was a tasty surprise at first but not at last.