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Satan versus God (anagramatic verse by r.w.)
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thank you. A compliment from you to a newbie like me is very kind.
I tend to confuse or piss off people by being to too "clever" at times;
I'm really pretty socially stupid.
I have more nasty verses to share if allowed (not banned) : )
thanks,
r.
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God's Inflicted Pain is a Blessing! When one's febrile with a fever1 should he mope? Why, never!2 For a fever is God's favour,3 instilling fervor for the Saviour;4 like the wall outside the nut;5 like the ram's relentless rut;6 like the Ban and like the daid,7 pain reminds of what we're made.8
26 Jan 07
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Instructive for Baptist children ages 3 to 9 The picture link at the bottom
is to be printed out in advance
and thrust into the child's paw
at the finish of the poem reading._________________1 "Brownie Mousie"2 Brownie Mousie3 kept its housie4 at the Catlick Bakery,5 where it lived6 beneath a sink,7 squeaking by on Catlick crumbs,8 and, we think,9 on floor sweepings--10 dirt they bake in Catlick bread.11 Such bad food poor Mousie had.12 One dark day13 the Catlick Cat14 discovered where Brown Mousie's at!15 He knew16 because he'd found its hat17 hanging on a Catlick nail18 those Catlicks stick to snag,19 and impale.20 "Mew 'hail Mary!',21 Meow aloud!"22 demanded the cruel Catlick Cat.23 "Or I'll eat you instantly."24 And that demand25 was that.26 Brownie Mousie27 could not mew--28 our Baptist mouse29 --it had no pew30 or church to pray31 itself from prey32 of Catlicks33 on that awful day.34 So Brownie Mousie quickly ran!35 It found safety inside a pan.36 The small wonder of our story is,37 those Catlicks never miss a beat.38 They ne-ver waste what they--39 little children, here's a treat!40 sold us by their pope to eat41 _________________42 now show the picture to the child43
12 Dec 06r.w. reads the poem aloud in character voice for the tots,
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I have shown these religious verses to countless church type friends and none of them seem to understand humor. "You mean, you aren't serious?" ask my Baptist and Catholic friends. I look at the little mouse and repeat the question. He hints that the dough was a tasty surprise at first but not at last.
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Permalink Reply by Reid Welch on
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I am sorry to miss that, Napoleon. You can always send it to me by PM.
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Permalink Reply by Napoleon Bonaparte on
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All I did was use the 'F' word. They're getting strict around here.
Anyway, I was saying I like your creative work and it's always appreciated on Atheist Nexus.
Welcome Reid Welch.
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