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Repent now. The Rapture is coming May 21, 2011

Jesus Christ returns on May 21, 2011. You'll definately want to mark this date on your calendar because, you know, if you're raptured, you don't want to leave a kettle on the boil or the bathtub water running. It might cause problems for those who are Left Behind.

Anyway, the folks who are blowing the trumpet and warning the people (Ezekiel 33:3) of the impending Day of Judgement are the owners of Family Radio, Inc, a Christian radio network with a nationwide audience. It's founder, Harold Camping, has precisely calculated the date of the Rapture using clues in the Bible.

More here.

One of 40 billboards in 8 states warning of the impending Day of Judgement.

Tags: The End of the World

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on May 10, 2011 at 8:35am

Oh, they'll come up with the usual excuses. The guy who made THIS pronouncement made another one, targeting a date in the 90's, as I recall. Doubtless he had some excuse about "miscalculation" or whatever. NOW he's saying that the date is GUARANTEED!

Oh, how I would give real money to be able to shove a mic in his mush on May 22nd and ask, "Sir, was this yet another miscalculation, as your last prediction was?"

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Permalink Reply by booklover on May 10, 2011 at 9:12am

I heard a story about someone selling something like insurance for the rapture. They would go in and take care of your pets for a certain amount of months when you were 'raptured' because we know all dogs don't go to heaven, lol. People actually bought this!!!! Smart entrepreneur!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Riomarcos on May 10, 2011 at 10:41am

It's a day before my birthday, looking forward laughing at these idiots, what a gift!

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Permalink Reply by Pansy on May 10, 2011 at 11:34am

usually offensive : a person affected with extreme mental retardation

: a foolish or stupid person

— idiot adjective

See idiot defined for English-language learners »

See idiot defined for kids »

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Permalink Reply by Pansy on May 10, 2011 at 11:35am

–noun

an utterly foolish or senseless person.

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Permalink Reply by Pansy on May 10, 2011 at 11:36am

–noun

a silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.

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Permalink Reply by Pansy on May 10, 2011 at 11:37am

yep, pretty good definition of an xian!!

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Permalink Reply by booklover on May 10, 2011 at 5:13pm

Have a fun birthday! :)

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Permalink Reply by matt warren on May 10, 2011 at 11:48am

isnt this harolds 3rd time?

hm....3rd times the charm???

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Permalink Reply by Pansy on May 10, 2011 at 11:59am

In 2 Peter 3:8, which is quoted above, Holy God reminds us that one day is as 1,000 years. Therefore, with the correct understanding that the seven days referred to in Genesis 7:4 can be understood as 7,000 years, we learn that when God told Noah there were seven days to escape worldwide destruction, He was also telling the world there would be exactly 7,000 years (one day is as 1,000 years) to escape the wrath of God that would come when He destroys the world on Judgment Day. Because Holy Infinite God is all-knowing, He knows the end from the beginning. He knew how sinful the world would become.
Seven thousand years after 4990 B.C. (the year of the Flood) is the year 2011 A.D. (our calendar). 4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7,000
[One year must be subtracted in going from an Old Testament B.C. calendar date to a New Testament A.D. calendar date because the calendar does not have a year zero.]
Thus Holy God is showing us by the words of 2 Peter 3:8 that He wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after He destroyed the world with water in Noah’s day, He plans to destroy the entire world forever. Because the year 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. when the flood began, the Bible has given us absolute proof that the year 2011 is the end of the world during the Day of Judgment, which will come on the last day of the Day of Judgment.
Amazingly, May 21, 2011 is the 17^th day of the 2^nd month of the Biblical calendar of our day. Remember, the flood waters also began on the 17^th day of the 2^nd month, in the year 4990 B.C.
The Holy Bible gives several additional astounding proofs that May 21, 2011 is very accurate as the time for the Day of Judgment. For more information on this subject, you may request a copy of We Are Almost There, available free of charge from Family Radio.
God is proving to us that we have very accurately learned from the Holy Bible God’s time-plan for the end of the world.

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Permalink Reply by matt warren on May 10, 2011 at 2:54pm

they actualy had this up!!!!

old harold should be giving away the radio/t.v station.

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Permalink Reply by matt warren on May 10, 2011 at 2:52pm

hay...if anyone out there really believes this crap...give me the deed to your house and the keys to your car......oh and the numbers to all your bank accounts.