Repent now. The Rapture is coming May 21, 2011

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Permalink Reply by booklover on May 10, 2011 at 5:12pm

lol I bet you don't get many takers!  hey!  Why is Sarah Palin, etc. bothering with politics when she/they won't be here anyway?

 

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Permalink Reply by matt warren on May 10, 2011 at 5:39pm

yaa....we just walk in and take the over right?

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Permalink Reply by Gwaithmir on May 13, 2011 at 12:34am

I've got that date marked on my calendar, not because I think the Rapture will happen, but because I'm taking a trip to Pennsylvania. Camping and his stooges will have to wait for Jesus' second coming without me. What I find amazing about this business is that Camping got it wrong in 1994, yet his sycophants swallowed any excuses he made at the time and now wait with bated breath upon his next fiasco. What will his excuse be this time when nothing happens?

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Permalink Reply by Rob Robinson on May 13, 2011 at 3:45pm

Good riddance. That's 100 million people who no longer knock on my door and place goofy fishes on their cars :)

 

And yes, I know this guys a loon. But the people who follow him will just need a incomprehensibly worded excuse from the preacher and they'll still believe in mumbo jumbo.

 

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Permalink Reply by Hazel H. on May 13, 2011 at 3:46pm

Good thing is, if that shit's real. And all those Christian fundamentalists raptured all their asses to their heavenly father or the almighty gnome of gnomes, there'll just be us atheists left. That is better than rapture itself. No more bullshit here on earth!

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Permalink Reply by booklover on May 13, 2011 at 8:10pm

I was thinking that myself Hazel! :)  There will unfortunately be other religious loons left according to the fundies though, but at least some of the dumb will be gone.

 

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Permalink Reply by Jameer Logan on May 14, 2011 at 1:32am

This sux I jus got accepted into UNC Chapel Hill now I won't be able to attend in the Fall. Maybe I should ask for forgiveness, but then again I have denied God and Jesus so many times and blasphemised the "holy spirit" to the point that I don't think I can be forgiven. Oh well, I hope to see all of you in hell soon. Party in my room and bring lots of alcohol when you arrive in hell.

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Permalink Reply by coffeycake on May 14, 2011 at 8:59pm

There's a billboard with the same message a few miles away from me. I'll see if I can't drive up tomorrow to take a picture of it. If I can, I'll post it.

I'd love to join them in being Raptured and all, but I'll be too busy. Such a shame. If they'd let me know earlier, I could have been available, but, you know, May is such a busy month for me. Do you think if I pray really hard, god will reschedule to a date that works better for me? After all, he does say "ask and ye shall receive..." 

In all seriousness, there are people who have quit their jobs and are living on their savings in such a way that they won't have any money left on the 22nd. The Washington Post article mentioned one couple who has done so - and they have a young daughter and the woman is pregnant with another child due in June.

I guess the angels and saints are able to deliver children, but then that child will automatically go to hell since it can't actually accept Jesus into its heart before it's pre-verbal. But of course the article and the parents didn't mention that.

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Permalink Reply by coffeycake on May 14, 2011 at 9:28pm

Sorry, quick correction. The article that mentions the family with the two-year-old and the pregnant woman is on Unreasonable Faith, not the Washington Post. (Or, if it is mentioned in the Post article, that isn't where I originally saw it.)

The article I was referencing can be found here:

Unreasonable Faith

Sorry about that! I try to be better about my facts but sometimes they slip through.

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Permalink Reply by Joy Cody on May 16, 2011 at 5:16pm

My friends and I are throwing a rapture party featuring devilled eggs, seven layer dip to represent the seven deadly sins and devils food cake. We'll have fun watching naked eople float up to heaven...or not.

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Permalink Reply by booklover on May 16, 2011 at 9:07pm

How fun!  Cool friends to have too :)

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Permalink Reply by Melissa on May 16, 2011 at 5:51pm

Keep on guessing, Harold.  Of course it will happen in your lifetime.

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