Repent now. The Rapture is coming May 21, 2011

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Permalink Reply by pixie on May 10, 2011 at 3:41pm

Actually, you're good to go in Vegas, debauch (if that is a verb) to your heart's content. Only xtians will be gone on May 21 as non-christians don't get raptured. So the world will be pretty damn awesome without the religious right and all of those pains in the ass in government, at least until it ends in October.

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Permalink Reply by El Solo Lobo on May 9, 2011 at 8:38pm

I always misread that URL as edible fellowship dot com.

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Permalink Reply by roland707 on May 16, 2011 at 8:47am

Me, too.

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Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on May 9, 2011 at 9:33pm

I was invited to a sweet party that day. So at least I will spend my last day eating barbecue and tipsy and stoned and with attractive people.

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Permalink Reply by Dustin Martin on May 9, 2011 at 11:45pm

I would pay good money to have that billboard permanently stay just the way it is. XD

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Permalink Reply by booklover on May 10, 2011 at 7:51am

Well aren't they going to feel stupid on May 22nd! :)

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Permalink Reply by Pansy on May 10, 2011 at 8:09am

yes, i can't wait to hear what sort of excuse and back peddling the xians will do on the morning after.

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Permalink Reply by George on May 15, 2011 at 11:24pm

Countdown to Backpedaling
http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/05/14/countdown-to-backpedaling/

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Permalink Reply by Pansy on May 10, 2011 at 8:08am

jesus is coming? can i still get front row seats?....... wait, where's he performing? if it's not in detroit, then forget it!

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Permalink Reply by Brian Wood on May 15, 2011 at 12:31pm

Jesus is NOT coming; he's just breathing hard.

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Permalink Reply by pixie on May 17, 2011 at 8:24am

And after breathing hard for two thousand years, he apparently suffers from the polar opposite of premature ejaculation.

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Permalink Reply by Brent Feeney on May 10, 2011 at 8:15am

I remember back in the early 70s that Mad magazine had a bunch of stickers in one of their super-special issues. One of them said "THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING."

 

Then, in small type, it said "it's just late, like everything else!"

 

Wonder how these folks are going to be feeling when the day comes and goes and NOTHING HAPPENS!!!

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