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Permalink Reply by Tarquin St John Sh'gn'sty on July 2, 2009 at 12:48am

I'm fond of ; "I'm a Volvo aware driver" (my sis has that one)

I'm looking for one which reads "I'd rather be an old fart than a young dickhead"

Oh, I'm STILL looking for a flatulent hippo,like the one Abby has on NCIS.

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Permalink Reply by Mr Saturday Nite on July 3, 2009 at 11:13pm

I saw one once that said "Fine, I evolved, you didn't!"

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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on July 4, 2009 at 7:44am

Where do you live that people are sporting those bumper stickers? I need to get out more.

We had an "Evolve!" fish on our car until the adhesive started to wear out, but until then, we were the only ones we ever saw with one. Occasionally had grateful high school biology teachers walking over in parking lots to start conversations with us.

One of my faves was: "Custer died for your sins."

A bit outdated, but still funny: "Frodo Failed, Bush Has The Ring"

Some I'd like to see:

"US Foreign Policy: We'll Bomb That Bridge When We Come To It"

"When you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex"

"Eve was framed"

"Ask Your Doctor If Medical Advice From A Television Commercial Is Right For You"

"Reaganomics - The Biggest Ponzi Scheme Of All Time"

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Permalink Reply by Dacx on July 4, 2009 at 12:51pm

I always like the one "Dog is my co-pilot"

Heard about but not seen by me:
"This is Wyoming...We don't give a fuck how you did it back home"

And one that is in real tiny letters (Where you have to drive right up to the bumber to read) "Nosey little prick...ain't you?"

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Permalink Reply by Johnsky on July 6, 2009 at 12:05am

Not related to religion... but still funny.

"Come closer, I need you to buy me a new bumper."

and

"I break spontaneously for tailgaters."

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