Rapture Tomorrow!!

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Permalink Reply by Lorryslorrys on May 20, 2011 at 9:47pm

I thought you said raptor. Phew!

Seriously though folks, be aware who you sinners are defying right now with your mockery: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raptor_Jesus

Also, I've seen some ridiculous time estimations for the rapture that would be pretty late over here. We all know that, if there was a God, he would use Greenwich Mean Time [GMT/UTC]. Possibly he might once have used Israeli time, if it was YHWH, but then thought better of it. But why on earth would he base the rapture on American Central Time?

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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on May 21, 2011 at 10:50am

 "why on earth would he base the rapture on American Central Time?"

Duh! don't you realize that Gawd and Jeebus are Americans - from Iowa IIRC

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Permalink Reply by Lorryslorrys on May 21, 2011 at 6:55pm

No! Jesus was a white man from Oxford.

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Permalink Reply by Mr. Clare Dotson on May 21, 2011 at 10:36am

Well, in some of the debate groups that I belong to, I asked that Christians in those groups to give me their checking and saving account numbers and pass words so I can transfer all their funds into my account.

So, far no one has responded.  Pity, I can use all that extra money right now. lol

 

Mr. D

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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on May 21, 2011 at 10:54am

I have started a financial group called Rapture Asset Security Protection (RASP) whereby those lucky faithful being sucked up to Jeebus on the day of Judgment can assign all their now unneeded possessions to RASP where it will be used to care for those wretches left behind, and of course, for those expenses accrued by RASP in the pursuit of their humanitarian mission.

Please hurry - less than 8 hours to take advantage of this offer.

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Permalink Reply by Kimberlee Williams on May 21, 2011 at 11:10am

and another thing....did anybody hear a trumpet blow???  I was drunk last night so I might have missed it!! LOL!!!

 

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Permalink Reply by Mr. Clare Dotson on May 21, 2011 at 7:42pm

No, no trumpets, I would guess that Jeebus is a no show again.

 

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Permalink Reply by David Layton on May 21, 2011 at 8:12pm

Are we still here? Are we really still here? I mean, really, are we still here? It has now been around 733, 964 days since Jesus said that the end was coming right away, and about 699, 725 days since John of Patmos said that the end was coming right away, and here we are. Still here. Really.

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Permalink Reply by mojo5501 on May 21, 2011 at 11:22pm

My daughter had this as my wallpaper when I opened up my computer this morning....so funny...and now it's 11:15 pm and, either I wasn't hanging around the 'right' people, or no holy hoovering took place in my neck of the woods.  {I was at a nice restaurant at 6pm so I was prepared to try other menu items from the 'dearly departed' if they got raptured away.}

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Permalink Reply by Gwaithmir on May 26, 2011 at 11:33am

Let the backpedaling begin! I recently saw this post on YouTube:

 

An unrepentant Harold Camping took to the airwaves Monday night reasserting his beliefs in the end of the world and gave yet another prediction for the end of the world. The calculations for Jesus' second coming were apparently wrong, but those for the world's end are correct. "It won't be five months of terrible difficulty," said Camping. "Instead, the world will end quickly on Oct. 21."

 

Anyone want to forecast what Camping will say when Oct. 21 rolls around and nothing happens?

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Permalink Reply by Mr. Clare Dotson on May 26, 2011 at 7:13pm

How did that old saying go??  Oh yeah, I remember;  Fool my once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.  I don't know about a third time except a fool and his money are soon parted.

 

Mr. D

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