Rapture Tomorrow!!

Hooray! All the loonies will be gone!

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on May 20, 2011 at 11:31am
Likely we're stuck with the whole lot anyway, Nerd.  I mean, wadaya gonna do?
Permalink Reply by Daniel B on May 20, 2011 at 11:46am
I gave my son the choice between a backpack trip & going to the rapture party in Oakland. He chose backpacking.  At first, I was disappointed and was going to point out that there are lots of good opportunities to go backpacking, but the rapture only happens once. Then I realized, that there will be plenty of rapture parties in the future, too. Probably even Harold Camping-predicted raptures.  They'll never learn.
Permalink Reply by Grace Fitzpatrick on May 20, 2011 at 11:47am
Well, we can look around at all those folks who didn't make it and know they just weren't quite good enough to make the cut.
Permalink Reply by Daniel B on May 20, 2011 at 11:49am
You'd think that at least one of those people in the picture might have gotten sucked up into heaven from the shower or toilet, wouldn't you?  Does god automatically dress you in suits, dresses, or preppy clothes?
Permalink Reply by Gwaithmir on May 20, 2011 at 4:03pm
From all those "Left Behind" videos that I've seen, thus far, heaps of clothing remain on each spot where someone was raptured. If the above picture was accurate, everybody flying upward would be naked.
Permalink Reply by bobh on May 20, 2011 at 12:21pm
this kind of stuff illustrates why the Unites States is the laughing stock of the world.
Permalink Reply by Goz on May 20, 2011 at 12:39pm
yes it does indeed. I want to hide under a rock sometimes.
Permalink Reply by James Cromb on May 20, 2011 at 2:11pm

Lets see, does anyone know if half the world population has disappeared yet? Across the International Date Line it is now May 21st. Of course many on that side of the world are not christian so I guess if they have disappeared they must be in hell.

Permalink Reply by Daniel B on May 20, 2011 at 3:13pm
It doesn't happen til 6pm.  I guess the earthquake starts at the date line and moves in jumps, one time zone at a time.
Permalink Reply by James Cromb on May 20, 2011 at 3:51pm

 I guess Nukualofa, Tonga only has 8 hours to go.

Permalink Reply by Stefanie Müller on May 20, 2011 at 4:47pm
I'm SO listening to Family Radio on Sunday. I wonder if there'll even be a broadcast, or will whoever runs it be too embarrassed/shocked to come on air?
Permalink Reply by Monica S. on May 20, 2011 at 9:22pm

Well, I was doing some reading about them, and about 80 percent of the folks who work there don't believe in that.

 

 

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