Supposedly so he can avoid breathing in air from flying over cemeteries. But that might be a cover for motivation not to be contaminated by people who are traveling with vaginas. I know a smoke screen when I see one. Maybe. Which motivation is most likely to bring about criticism?
I kept wondering, how does he breathe? I hope he didn't eat any bean burritos before the flight. Not trying to be funny, but my goodness!
This is what you get when you have unsubstantiated superstitions running your life. Beyond stupid!
They may be highly educated Rabbi's but I equate them with those who won't step on cracks or walk under ladders. I see people with face masks flying during flu season but this head to toe bag is beyond weird.
I like what one person said: "Sometimes religion and mental illness becomes indistinguishable..."
Well said. Funny how a delusion is admissible if enough other people believe it as well.
I saw that on FB I think! Isn't that the craziest thing?! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, there's a market for this. Create something with all the comforts of a heavy-duty yard refuse bag, BUT, with the added affordability of a 3 mil packing peanuts bag. You could install cup holders, a forced air exchange filter, and an ass flap for easier bowel movements!
The Rabbi-Wrapper - just 3 easy payments of $19.95.
I need startup - anyone want to be my business partner?
lol Mathew T., but when the ass-flap is open, it might let in cemetary-air. Better they just stick to domestic flights and hold it. ;)
Hahahaha what WAS I thinking ;)
Properly packaged, he could be shipped as cargo. Much less hassle, and probably not much less comfortable than current airplane seats.
But really, isn't this the airlines fault? If they would just seal the entire airplane in a gigantic Zip-Lock, then the poor rabbi would not have to suffer the indignity.
What a load of ignorant horseshit! Can't fly over a cemetery because you'll get some "cootie" air from the graves of dead people? What happens when the wind changes over a cemetery 5. 10, or 50 miles down the road from you? You quite breathing? Highly unlikely!
No, what he really doesn't want is sitting anywhere in the vicinity of a particular gender that has "cooties." In other words, he's such a mysoginist, that being around anyone with a vagina makes his penis shrink more than a polar bear swimmer that dives through a hole in the ice in mid-winter.
Religion - fostering ignorance and bigotry since since 6,000 B.C.E.
"No, what he really doesn't want is sitting anywhere in the vicinity of a particular gender that has "cooties." In other words, he's such a mysoginist, that being around anyone with a vagina makes his penis shrink more than a polar bear swimmer that dives through a hole in the ice in mid-winter. "
LMFAO! Pat, you and Sentient consistently crack me up. Life's too short to possibly be taken seriously - laugh while you can, I say.