Just because the Hutaree is a homegrown Christian militia group, nine of whose members were just arrested for accumulating weapons and explosives and developing plans "to prepare for the end time battles to keep the
testimony of Jesus Christ alive," by which they meant attacking the US
government -- er, I mean New World Order -- doesn't mean they can't yuk
it up too! Sure, the Hutaree's special Beast Watch
resource page includes links explaining that "sorry, the pre-trib
Rapture just isn't biblical," meaning, in other words, we don't have to
wait for people to ascend to heaven from their cars and office chairs in
order to begin the big battle of blood here in Earth, but there's also
good old fashioned Revelations humor: 

670 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
/666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. (Must be over 18)
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$710.36 - Price of the Beast plus 6.66% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$606.66 - Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart
$566.66 - Price of the Beast at Costco
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Daily Allowance of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank ($666 minimum
deposit)
6-6-6.xls - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

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How could you forget hexadecimal ? - 29A
Well......................it looks to me like they've pretty much got the beast covered!
I'll bet a lot more people would read this in the Comedy category. I am impressed with how comprehensive this is, other than missing hexadecimal.
669 - Sex position of the Beast
NC-666 - MPAA rating of Beast Films
666-pack - The ultimate achievement in beastly bodybuilding
LMAO, that is so true. They'll find it in anything they want to find it in.

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