Pig Prayer - The Holy Church of Bacon
Our Pig, who art delicious. Hallowed be thy taste.
Thy butchering come, Then fried til done,
into my mouth as it is in a buffet.
Give us this day our daily pork,
And forgive us our salads,
as we forgive those who eat salads around us.
And lead us not into cholesterol,
but deliver us from diets.
For thine is teh appetizing,
and teh yummy, and teh savory,
for ever and ever,