Oral Fixations and Christian Churches: Competing Signage Beckons Sheckels

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I don't know which is worse: the stupid messages themselves, or that people who actually put them up are so clueless that they fail to recognize the double entendres inherent in them.

You can make your own on the church sign generator.

Well I must be a terrible person then because my knees won't allow me to kneel on them!

Arthritis beats out any gawd, religion, church sign, self-righteous holier than thou, brainwashed ignoramuses, & not one of them can pray it away. 

No, not for me. I'm left handed.

I've been Ayn Randed
Nearly branded
A communist, 'cuz I'm left-handed.
That's the hand to use ... well, never mind!

-- Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic"

They remind me of Eric Cartmans contemporary Christian music lyrics when he was trying to get a gold record

These are some of the funniest that I have seen.  I am at the library and had trouble keeping from guffawing out loud.  Hysterical. Literally and figuratively.

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