My best method was set up perfectly the last time the JW's were here.
JWs: "We came here to talk about the Truth..."
Me: "Oh yes!" *GRIN* "Thanks, I already know the truth. There is no god and you're in a cult." *SLAM*
That was some months ago, haven't seen any back since.
lol and I LIVE where they all come from. They're very good at stalking. :) I wonder how it'll be when actual missionaries come to me. They don't come around here anymore because they own the general population. "I lived in that hellhole cult until adulthood. GTFO."
Just keep a bible near you door, when someone shows up, just say "I'm good! I already have lunch!" Then take a big yummy bite from one of the pages... I did this at a high school party... all I was doing was preaching about who should be stoned to death, and about how women have no rights... then someone said I should get Jesus in me... sounded good, so I ate one of the pages... only after this did I find out that was not the proper way to go about that.
Either way, 10 years later, I am still "That guy who ate the bible at that one party." And yes, I am proud of my title.
"Yes, not everyone thanks a deity for their survival and nobody should thank their god for a vicious tornado that wiped out so much of what people owned and even took lives, especially the lives of innocent children.
Brandi Amari Williams"
"Tony, I love that clip! "Wolf Gets Blitzed"...tee-hee.
Did anyone read the comments below the You Tube version? they were almost all like, "Yeah, thank the lard for sending a ghastly tornado to kill more than 50…"