On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study (M.I.T)

Oh dear. There's some news for our 9/11 truthers, anti-vaxers and Zeitgeist groupies... and it's all bad. Not only do tinfoil hats not block government mind control radiation, they may amplify it. From a study at M.I.T. labs -

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study

Abstract:

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Tags: 911, aliens, black helicopters, conspiracy, hat, illuminati, jewish bankers, nutjobs, tinfoil, vatican

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Darn I guess I need a plan B :)
Platinum beanie?
Right... but did they use aluminum instead of tin foil? I think their study is incomplete.
Ooh good point.
Would you mind speaking into my lapel carnation?
I speculate that the government may in fact have infiltrated MIT and funded this 'research'.

Aluminium SAVES! Don't wait - order your suit today!
funny but a waste of time none-the-less
When it comes to mind control, the government doesn't hold a candle to christian whacknut radio.

I work for a hi-tech antenna company that builds lots of funky stuff for the government. (Sorry, no mind control antennas.) If you actually put any concave shaped metal on your head, you basically focus the radio waves to some point inside your head. This would increase the "gain" of the signal. It acts like a satellite dish reflector pointing to it's focal point, where you would find the "gain feed". Which, in this case, would be inside your head.
Sorry, no mind control antennas

No problem, we'll fix that. For those of you who're interested, the plans for the emitter are here.
Damn, I have everything but the lettuce.
Well, if you can't build your own OMCL, you might consider joining one of our many covert agencies.
Dont trust the video! MIT is working with THEM!
THEY want you to take off the tin hats!
It's a conspiracy!
Don't do it!


lol

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