Oldie but goldie. ( sorry )

Two nuns driving down a dusky lane late at night when suddenly a Vampire leaps out and jumps on the car bonnet (hood) trying to get at the sisters. " Show him your cross, Mother superior!" Yells the novice. Mother superior grabs the vampire by the lapel and yells " FUCK OFF"

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Permalink Reply by booklover on November 12, 2011 at 9:06am

lol

Permalink Reply by Regina Goodwin on November 30, 2011 at 9:25am

ROFL

Permalink Reply by Madhukar Kulkarni on December 12, 2011 at 3:11am

Regina Goodwin

I am going to give you a good laugh, but don't laugh loud enough for me to hear! I read words like LOL, ROFL, BTF etc. I am not at all used to them. Can you tell me what they are?

You promised me not to laugh!

Feeling shy

MADHUKAR KULKARNI.

 

Permalink Reply by Phil Smith on December 13, 2011 at 4:35pm

You are not alone.  I too am rather new to all this, however, after consulting the orracle that is my 11 yo daughter; LOL= laugh(ed) out loud.  ROFL=Roll on floor laughing.  BTF, on the other hand, drew a blank.  I shall hopefully have enlightenment when the font of all wisdom and knowlege stays with me this weekend.

Permalink Reply by Regina Goodwin on December 14, 2011 at 9:04am

ROFLMAOPIMP

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off peeing in my pants.

LOL - laughing out loud

BTW - by the way

IMHO - In my humble opinion

Permalink Reply by Phil Smith on December 14, 2011 at 3:24pm

w.c.d.a.w.t.h!  W.s.t.i.o.t.c.r. pnl.  Ps.ROFL is an anagram of the fonts' teddy bear, Rolf. pe

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