My mother raised my brother and me Mormon. I have not attended church in at least a decade, but I just got a letter in the mail from Member Location Services. I need to provide a return address to them but I don't know of a funny one. I was thinking or writing their return address or finding out the "Prophets" address online and using that one, but I figrured that someone could help me find something better to screw with them. Something along the lines of "The Bunny Ranch". Any ideas? I realize that I could just throw the letter away and ignore them, that is not what I want to do.
Give them your neighbors address, and wait for them to visit, heh heh. I hope i get a chance to get my water hose after that bunch. I could just say that they surprised me.
Bab al-Azizia, Tripoli, Libya (Qadhafi's former residence)
Neverland, c/o Michael Jackson's estate
Penguin Estates, McMurdo Sound, Antartica
835 N. Rush St., Chicago, IL (Catholic Diocese of Chicago), or in similar vein from the Blues Brothers
Be careful of this one! Read what Jeremy said. I would never give a neighbor's address, especially if you like your neighbor.
Personally, I would just ignore the letter, but do as you will. If they sent you a letter a visitation is possible.
Obviously I consider mormons one of the more dangerous of the religion nutters.