this is funny but lame that someone (or robot) would type this up:
GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD
Dearest in Christ,
I hope you will not be embarrassed receiving this mail as we have not had previous correspondences on this. I got your email address through the assistance of Microsoft church directory system.
I hope you will not impede the trust and confidence I repose in you. In brief introduction.I am Mrs lurita Jamilah ,from Saudi Arabia.I am married to late Mr Alex Amos Jamilah,
who worked with Saudi Arabia Embassy in Ivory Coast for Twenty years before he died in the year 2005,after a brief illness that lasted for only five days.
We were married for Eighteen years without a child. Before the untimely death of my husband,we were both born again Christians. Since after his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he kept the sum of (US$3,000,000 M)(Three Million Dollar) in a General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire in Africa,and this money is still in the bank.
Recently,Following my ill health, Doctors have told me of my detoriating ill health due to my cancer problem.Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a Christain organization (Church) or believer in Christ who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein,according to the desire of my late husband before his death.
I want this fund to be used in Christain Activities like, Orphanages, Christain schools,and Churches for propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are still muslems and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.
This is why I am taking this decision.I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.I don't want them to know about this development.With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the bank in Abidjan,Ivory Coast.I will also give you the document that will prove that you the present beneficiary of this fund.
I want you and the Church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard.My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.Please always be prayerful all through any delay in your reply might be a reason for me to contactc another believer or Church for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ
Mrs lurita Jamilah
I shalt not act accordingly as the apostate that I am! Get to steppin' Lurita!